10 most hillarious harry potter and deathly hallows spoilers

  1. Hermione is a DUDE
  2. Hermione does a three way with Harry and two magical she-males.
  3. Harry, Ron and Hagrid take turns on Dumbledore’s ass.
  4. harry is gay
  5. Ginny and Hermione have a special moment in the Gryffindor common room.
    Voldemort films.
  6. Harry Potter wakes up in a hospital in London….where he gets AIDS and dies.
  7. Harry gets plastic surgery, you can’t see the scar. No one knows who he is, and they all live happily ever after. Then Hermione kills everyone with a spell gone awry. The End….
  8. harry gets aids

    from hermione who got it from hagrid who got it from dumbledore who got it from professor mogonigel(spelling) who got it from ron who got it from crookshanks its true

  9. The following is straight from an undisclosed chapter: Harry: Put that motherfucking weapon down, biatch Sara Lee Jenkins: No. Stay away, Harry. Harry: I saaaiiid, put that motherfucking weapon down right now! Beeeotch! {Harry grabs Sara Lee and then puts her in a headlock} Sara Lee Jenkins: HELP! HELP! Harry: Shut your mouth or I’ll put you the chicken wing hold on you! Sara Lee Jenkins: Help! Stranger’s voice: Unhand her. Harry: Wha…What? Stranger’s voice: Unhand her now! {Harry looks at the man standing in the shadow} Harry: Who are you? Stranger’s voice: I’M LEROY JENKINS! Harry: You? You! {Leroy Jenkins charges at Harry and slices and dices him up to bits}
  10. Harry and Voldemot put their wands in their ass hole and try to give themselves a blowjob.
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7 Responses to 10 most hillarious harry potter and deathly hallows spoilers

  1. meneame.net says:

    Los 10 spoilers mas divertidos del último libro de Harry Potter (eng)

    Es en Inglés pero es tremendamente divertido 🙂

  2. PopoZao says:

    Totally not funny at all. #6 not bad, though. There has been a ton of retarded fan fiction written just like all this gay shit you’ve written here. Lame.

  3. Wallace says:

    Who decides which books get press (Harry Potter) and which get censored? After all, censorship is becoming America’s favorite past-time. The US gov’t (and their corporate friends), already detain protesters, ban books like “America Deceived” from Amazon and Wikipedia, shut down Imus and fire 21-year tenured, BYU physics professor Steven Jones because he proved explosives, thermite in particular, took down the WTC buildings. Free Speech forever (especially for books).
    Last link (before Google Books caves to pressure and drops the title):
    http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0

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