- Hermione is a DUDE
- Hermione does a three way with Harry and two magical she-males.
- Harry, Ron and Hagrid take turns on Dumbledore’s ass.
- harry is gay
- Ginny and Hermione have a special moment in the Gryffindor common room.
- Harry Potter wakes up in a hospital in London….where he gets AIDS and dies.
- Harry gets plastic surgery, you can’t see the scar. No one knows who he is, and they all live happily ever after. Then Hermione kills everyone with a spell gone awry. The End….
- harry gets aidsfrom hermione who got it from hagrid who got it from dumbledore who got it from professor mogonigel(spelling) who got it from ron who got it from crookshanks its true
- Harry and Voldemot put their wands in their ass hole and try to give themselves a blowjob.