10 most hillarious harry potter and deathly hallows spoilers

July 16, 2007
  1. Hermione is a DUDE
  2. Hermione does a three way with Harry and two magical she-males.
  3. Harry, Ron and Hagrid take turns on Dumbledore’s ass.
  4. harry is gay
  5. Ginny and Hermione have a special moment in the Gryffindor common room.
    Voldemort films.
  6. Harry Potter wakes up in a hospital in London….where he gets AIDS and dies.
  7. Harry gets plastic surgery, you can’t see the scar. No one knows who he is, and they all live happily ever after. Then Hermione kills everyone with a spell gone awry. The End….
  8. harry gets aids

    from hermione who got it from hagrid who got it from dumbledore who got it from professor mogonigel(spelling) who got it from ron who got it from crookshanks its true

  9. The following is straight from an undisclosed chapter: Harry: Put that motherfucking weapon down, biatch Sara Lee Jenkins: No. Stay away, Harry. Harry: I saaaiiid, put that motherfucking weapon down right now! Beeeotch! {Harry grabs Sara Lee and then puts her in a headlock} Sara Lee Jenkins: HELP! HELP! Harry: Shut your mouth or I’ll put you the chicken wing hold on you! Sara Lee Jenkins: Help! Stranger’s voice: Unhand her. Harry: Wha…What? Stranger’s voice: Unhand her now! {Harry looks at the man standing in the shadow} Harry: Who are you? Stranger’s voice: I’M LEROY JENKINS! Harry: You? You! {Leroy Jenkins charges at Harry and slices and dices him up to bits}
  10. Harry and Voldemot put their wands in their ass hole and try to give themselves a blowjob.